The first catholic woman tell her friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him "FATHER".

The 2nd catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop, when he walks into a room, people call him "YOUR GRACE".

The 3rd catholic woman says, "My son is a cardinal, when he enters a room, people call him "YOUR EMINENCE".

The 4th catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first 3 women give her the subtle, "well...?".

So she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6ft and 2 inches in height, hard-bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, "OH, MY GOD!!!!!".